10. You are going to sleep at 4 in the afternoon and fully awake at 3am
9. Much of your time outside consists of finding the next air-conditioned building
8. The lane lines in the street are merely “suggestions”
7. SHOPPING MALLS!!!!!!!! 😀
6. In the hottest month, you are wearing long sleeves, long skirts and scarves
5. When you walk outside, your glasses fog up from the humidity
4. You have watched the same episode of Jay Leno, daily, for the past week
3. During Ramadan, the mall food court is packed, yet nobody eating (at least until the final Call to Prayer)
2. Did I mention the shopping??
1. You become everyone’s friend when you find the places that sell wine!